Here are some aphorisms, authored by the venerable Scientological theologian, John Travolta. I have found them a source of solace and guidance when troubled by the iniquities of the world. I hope you feel the same:
What are the wind, if not a gassy blowing?
Love as you would love a pig.
Dance as if you had no legs.
The wise man knows that wisdom is foolish.
Follow folly and you will find a fool.
We would all like to have clean pants, but who among us deserve them?
God is a dream, dreamed up by an alien.
Realise your hurt.
Argos is a brothel and its brochures are the brides of Satan.
‘SNEEE’ is the only word you need to know. All other words are frivolous.
Give your children to a bear. He would do the same for you.
Beneath the smiling veneer of the sitcom ‘Happy Days’ lurks a bottomless abyss of unholy unhappiness.