Cut-up review: The Fox-tastic Mrs Fan

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Yes. I’ve gone and done it again. I had a good look at John Le Baptiste’s review of The Fantastic Mr Fox and thought it’d benefit from the Lazarus Corporation’s Cut-Up Engine. This time I popped in the transgenderiser modulator too, so Mr Fox becomes a lady and vice versa. The resulting text becomes eerily misogynistic and littered with vaguely muttered threats such as ‘nibbling like a violence’ and ‘olivia sandwiches to internal organs’.

It also has the longest introductory paragraph I’ve ever seen in a JLB review. I’ve taken the liberty of tidying up some of the punctuation, just for presentation’s sake. Enjoy.

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hitherto, ended up using it in of slang of animal ‘fox’ is dialogue anderson wrote therefore.

I won’t ‘rushmore’ that ‘the verdict’ on it. to do so schwartzmann you are a ‘the wizard’ pointedly bursting from no woman. she is her dafoe. lo! the life williams, who puts the which brings a the in your pot you ponces. learned dialogue for the tiger shark in the aquatic is showing at a original script, the the parlance of and engaged in adapting a fantastic Mr buccaneers need to draw on employment for willem shark. is my stealing, she is sorely lacking going to fuck you ten or adapting (owen for this scene was so magic). stick it would inside their books. murray (nibbling like a violence). tug-lad in with nary a rumour of ever on camera. rumour bildungsromans. I am root-vegetable-based her imagination like and omega of the film you.

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3 Responses to “Cut-up review: The Fox-tastic Mrs Fan”

  1. johnlebaptiste Says:

    Nice one Banjo. It was about time old Lazarus was re-raised.

    Harry Potter meets Macbeth:
    ‘to do so schwartzmann you are a ‘the wizard’ pointedly bursting from no woman.’

    And shades of The Ticket that Exploded by Mr Cut-Up himself:
    ‘cinema near spleen.’

  2. oldrope Says:

    This is exactly how I speak

  3. johnlebaptiste Says:

    Yes, but with a bit of Timmy Mallet-esque jabberwocky thrown in there for good measure.

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