Battlestar! Galactica! Quiz! 2!


Here is the second round of BSG puzzlers. No cheating please. Off we go:

(6) How far do Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama and Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace manage to take their intermittent courtship?

(a)    first base (eye contact)

(b)   second base (hand-holding)

(c)    third base (calling each other boyfriend/girlfriend)

(d)   fourth base (babies)

(7) Prior to becoming President of the Colonies, Laura Roslin was a –

(a)    human cannonball

(b)   tour manager for Caprica’s answer to Neil Diamond

(c)    school teacher

(d)   dogsbody

(8) The Christian name of Bear McCreary, who composed the BSG theme tune, is actually Bear. Is this –

(a)    True

(b)   False

(c)    Tralse

(d)   Frue

(9) What is the height-to-width ratio of Chief Galen Tyrrel’s head?

(a)    1:4

(b)   1:8

(c)    1:12

(d)   1:20

(10) What is the name of the radar system used by the military in BSG?

(a)    Podscreen

(b)   Blipper

(c)    Looksee

(d)   Dreidas


7 Responses to “Battlestar! Galactica! Quiz! 2!”

  1. Banjo Fett Says:

    I’m stumped. Let me have a think about it while I finish writing this bit of BSG fan-fiction I’m working on where a dashing intergalactic banjoist infiltrates a Cylon mothership and impregnates all the Threes, Sixes and Eights at a DC comics superhero fancy dress party.

  2. johnlebaptiste Says:

    Put me down for 5 copies. I trust there will be detailed illustrations?

  3. Banjo Fett Says:

    Of course. It’s actually going to be a pop-up book.

  4. oldrope Says:

    Has it been optioned for a film as yet…? I’m thinking Meryl Streep to take the lead as the handsome if somewhat mentally ill Banjoist…?

  5. johnlebaptiste Says:

    As someone who has gazed upon the rugged phizzog of Banjo Fett (to know the face of Banjo Fett is to know madness), I can tell you that the only person who even remotely resembles him is Sidney Poitier (we’re still waiting to hear from his agent).

  6. Banjo Fett Says:

    “Pah!” I placidly pronounce to your Poitier.

    “St-st-strewth!” I sternly stammer at your struggling Streep.

    The only man fit to play such a physically demanding, yet rewarding, role is, of course, Bruce Campbell.

    Picture the lantern-jawed lump now, eyebrow poised, in full Schumacher-Batman rubber-nipple garb, manfully seducing a Six dressed as Huntress. And even harking back to the Greco-Greek tale of Electra, Campbell (as the roguish, space-faring bonk-dispenser Banjo Fett, dressed as Batman, who is in fact Huntresses own FATHER!! [Oh what depths of masqueradery!!]) hoiks up Huntress’s leotard, and rumbles: “Come to daddy, baby, and let me give you a bounce on my knee just like poppa used ta do, hyuk hyuk!”

    Why I’m sweating just thinking about it. Where’s my sketch book?

  7. johnlebaptiste Says:

    Criminy Crackers!

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