Battlestar! Galactica! Quiz!


Hot Frakkerzoid. I sure like Battlestar Galactica. So much so, in fact, that I have compiled a multiple-choice quiz. Write your answers in the comments section please. The winner gets a signed picture of Rolf Wzocky who played Lt. Pancake for two minutes during season 1 episode 5 of the TV show in question. I should add that I drew the picture while drunk on nectarine schnapps and then signed it myself.

Quiz time chums. Here we go:

(1) The acronym CYLON stands for:

(a) Christopher Young’s Legion Of Nasties

(b) Crumby Yummy Lumpy Orang-utan Nuggets

(c) Call Your Lawyer (Or Not)

(d) Cybernetic Lifeform (Optional Nozzle)

(2) What is Admiral Adama’s first name?

(a) Barack

(b) Cuthbert

(c) Graham

(d) Capability

(3) How does Dr Gaius Baltar contribute to the destruction of the colonies?

(a) Languidly

(b) Unknowingly

(c) Lustily

(d) Furtively

(4) In season 2, another Battlestar comes into contact with the Galactica. What is its name?

(a) Universilitica

(b) Cosmo-Pod

(c) Graham

(d) Big Dick

(5) At the end of season 3, 4 characters who thought they were human discover they are in fact cylons. How do they make this discovery?

(a) By taking a urine test.

(b) By researching extensively on IMDB

(c) By developing a rusty redness at the tops of their thighs.

(d) By grooving to the folk-rock of mid-period Robert Zimmerman.

More to follow…


4 Responses to “Battlestar! Galactica! Quiz!”

  1. Banjo Fett Says:

    Ooh ooh this is my specialist subject on Masterchef!! Right, I’ve got:

    1) Orang-utan nuggets
    2) Graham
    3) Trick question, it’s actually both ‘a’ and ‘d’
    4) Graham
    5) I think you’ll find the president and Adama determined who the Cylons were with a couple of games of ‘Guess Who’, but there was some urine involved, so ‘a’.

  2. johnlebaptiste Says:

    Congratulations Mr Fett! You’ve won a Tauron chequebook, a vat of Lime ‘n’ Ambrosia and a free dinner with one of the plainer female stars of BSG to the value of £15.

  3. Banjo Fett Says:

    Hey, as long as it’s not President Roslin I’m a happy bunny!

  4. johnlebaptiste Says:

    I would, but then I’m a wrong ‘un.

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