Four Weddings and a Funeral

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Four Weddings and Funeral. Neffer seen it. Neffer will. Here poem:

Wedding 1: mother cried; groom chinese-burned bride.

Wedding 2: groom had fleas; vicar difficult to appease

Wedding 3: body-building theme; bride resembled He-M-

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Wedding 4: connubial bliss; best man smelt of piss

Funeral: Here lies John Le Baptiste, professional mortalitiste.

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2 Responses to “Four Weddings and a Funeral”

  1. oldrope Says:

    JLB, you insufferable bore, why was I not invited to any of these?

  2. johnlebaptiste Says:

    You were the groom at two of them and the bride at another! Do you not remember? Still, you were heavily sedated at the time.

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