Gosford Park


The imposing grounds of Gosford Park, as painted by Canaletto in the 17th century

Gosford Park is a murder mystery featuring an ensemble cast. This means that there are a lot of people in it. Here is a list of the main characters. Can you guess whodunnit?

Flatty Zuster, Red Moo, Grahamz, Hot Whiskers, The Geoff, Monkey O’ Brian, Bloodcock, Rough Barbara, Mr Cuddles, Theresa Plop, Jesus Crabtree, Rice Pudding, Joan the Juggernaut, Wesley Wellington, Zoink Pweep, Goddy Froo, Pete the Meat, Pete the Teat, Pete the Peat, Robert Mugabe, Muff, Old Jenkinson, Missy Mugwump, Dr Bread, Fanny McCluskey, Big Brute, Round Marvin, Suppurated Prudence, Ross Bill, Rubber Johnny, Robert Johnny, Hunk Peterson, Snorgrart the Quest-Master.


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8 Responses to “Gosford Park”

  1. johnlebaptiste Says:

    I missed some out:

    Stylo Bradbury
    Nicholas Ape
    Frau Wingnut

  2. oldrope Says:

    It cant have been Rubber Johnny he was with me the whole night…

  3. johnlebaptiste Says:

    Remember sirs: always bag up when you are fixing to fornicate.

  4. oldrope Says:

    Oh I bagged her up alright, bagged her up real good. Wait that sounds sinister…

  5. johnlebaptiste Says:

    Not for nothing did the other inmates at Alcratraz refer to Old Rope as ‘The Bag Lady’. Yowzer!

  6. spicyeggnog Says:

    Prime suspects are:

    Seargent Disco
    Admiral Stupid
    Get In Griffin
    Sean Bean
    Bourne Seen
    Rich Uncle Skeleton
    Manic Mailman
    Crown Prince Håkon of Norway (the fiend!)
    Pickety Witch

  7. johnlebaptiste Says:

    I might have known the Pickety Witch would have been involved. I’d forgotten all about the old P.W. Eggnog. I might have to dig up some of the drawings of the beast we did years ago.

  8. oldrope Says:

    Beastly beast! (here we go again…)

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