Spy Kids 4D

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Hairy Spy Kids are Watching You!

Spy Kids 4D is an espionage thriller for our post-Wikileaks times. Starring the 2-year old Timberlake DuFont as Binky, an old-school (spy code for pre-school) CIA agent, and the 2-and-three-quarters -year old Princess Snortums as Ruthy, his fast-talking, incontinent partner, it offers us a terrifying opportunity to listen in to the baby monitor of modern-day spydom. Here is a little poem about it.

Peppa Pig Colouring Books

(Ah! How I remember delicately

Dragging a stubby pink crayon

 Across the inky borders of

Peppa’s regal concave snout

Back before it all got out of hand),

Donkeys, ice cream,

Hopscotch, dolls

-That shit doesn’t cut it anymore.

These days you ain’t nobody

In the nursery

Unless you can hold your own

In the high-stakes game of

International espionage.

Binky surveilled that fat man

That fat man, you know him,

That fat man with a funny broken mouth

And the dogs and the car

That goes ‘zoooom’

Passing a mysterious piece of paper

To the newsagent.

24 hours later he was being waterboarded

In an unspecified former-Eastern Bloc state.

Watch what you pass to newsagents.

That’s all I’m saying.

The kids are watching.

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2 Responses to “Spy Kids 4D”

  1. oldrope Says:

    I’m gonna say what we’re all thinkin… what’s the fourth dimension buddy?

  2. johnlebaptiste Says:

    Interesting question Old Rope. Glad you asked. Some speculate that the fourth dimension is constituted entirely of sherry trifle. Others conjecture that it is a gentleman’s club in Harrogate. Still others say it is whatever you want it to be (unless you want it to be a world made entirely of sherry trifle, in which case you are doomed to disappointment). But one thing is certain.

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