Narnia time again my DLFs. Here’s a poem about the second of the Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
1. This badger has a mouth full of words,
But he has no ‘yea’ and ‘nay’,
Only ‘gimswatch, plank and purds’
As the forestfolk say.
I hate them mummy I hate them I do.
(You can see in the hell of their snout-black eyes
That they hate you too).
‘Gimswatch, plank and purds!
Frogballs!Beaversnatch the birds!’
They say, incriminatingly
You will find no Dear Little Friends here Susan.
Aslan done a bunk and bought himself
We are at war with the Mexicans.
The forest is filled with beastly muck.
Edmund stole my tuck.
I’m ashamed to say it,
But he really is a beastly cunt
And I want to go home.